The hoops betrayed me last weekend.
Apparently they have a mind of their own. I wasn’t in a flirtatious mood when I went out last Friday night, but I wore them anyway. I was in the mood to look my best, and a pair of dangly earrings was in order.
But what were the only appropriate earrings I could find? You got it: my biggest pair of silver mood indicators. It seems the earrings put out the vibe whether I do or not!
There’s a boy who has set his sights on me, and the best explanation I can offer is to blame it on the jewelry. So you know what I did?
I went shopping two days later and purchased six pairs of dangly, non-vibe inclined earrings.
Ladies and gentlemen (and here, I’m mostly just concerned with the gentlemen): the plot thickens. I’ll report how the non-hoops work out for me.