CJ designated state’s official hot grandma

MONTGOMERY – Despite her petite size and preference for bad folk music, journalism graduate student and staff reporter CJ was named “World’s Sexiest Grandma” by a consensus of editors and managers from the Office of Student Media on Tuesday. The state House and Senate both voted unanimously to make her the official hot grandma of Alabama. Gov. Bob Riley signed the declaration yesterday.

CJ, a 22-year-old who has made random drives to Monroeville and Troy for the newspaper staff, was commended for her glasses, intelligence and general ability to “immediately inform every [male] in the newsroom he doesn’t have a chance in the hottest region of Hell: Kentucky.”

CJ was unable to accept the award in person, however, because of institutionalization due to an irrational loyalty to Florida State.

As of press time, the entire Bowden family still sucks.

–from staff reports (no one will ‘fess up to writing it! and I do NOT listen to bad folk music! Patty & Sandra rock!)


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10 Responses to CJ designated state’s official hot grandma

  1. Hahahahahaha! Very excellent. I especially love the last line!

  2. Oh man!! I wish I could take credit for writing that. If you ever find out who wrote it, buy them a beer for me…

  3. i’m CONFused, but also AMused, if you will.

  4. mb

    So should I add this to your bio too? 🙂

  5. That’s too funny Grandma! 😀

  6. Carla, how are you a grandmother?

  7. It is good to see that journalism major hard at work.

  8. They call me grandma ’cause I’m the only grad student on staff.

  9. mb

    But at least you are the “World’s Sexiest Grandma.” 🙂

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