MONTGOMERY – Despite her petite size and preference for bad folk music, journalism graduate student and staff reporter CJ was named “World’s Sexiest Grandma” by a consensus of editors and managers from the Office of Student Media on Tuesday. The state House and Senate both voted unanimously to make her the official hot grandma of Alabama. Gov. Bob Riley signed the declaration yesterday.
CJ, a 22-year-old who has made random drives to Monroeville and Troy for the newspaper staff, was commended for her glasses, intelligence and general ability to “immediately inform every [male] in the newsroom he doesn’t have a chance in the hottest region of Hell: Kentucky.”
CJ was unable to accept the award in person, however, because of institutionalization due to an irrational loyalty to Florida State.
As of press time, the entire Bowden family still sucks.
–from staff reports (no one will ‘fess up to writing it! and I do NOT listen to bad folk music! Patty & Sandra rock!)