I need to buy waterproof mascara.
Yeah. I was driving home from Birmingham a few weeks ago, and I got something in my eye. As my eye watered, my mascara started running, and then IT was in my eye. I had to drive with one eye closed (on the interstate, in the dark) for ten minutes while I tried to make my eye water enough to flush the make up out. And this is what I looked like when I got home.