I made an important self discovery the other day.
I wear diamond studs in my ears most days. They were a gift from my parents on my 21st birthday. They’re simple, they’re classy – I dig ’em.
But on occassion, you’ll spot me with silver hoops dangling from my ears. Sounds innocuous, sure.
Those hoops are a secret code – a warning of sorts. If you see those rings in my ears, you better watch out, ’cause I’m in a flirting mood. The bigger the hoops, the bigger the trouble.
Tonight’s gonna be a silver hoop night.