*You know honey, why don’t you just relax and let me make dinner tonight.
*The ball game isn’t really that important, I’d rather spend time with you.
*Why don’t we go to the mall, didn’t you want some new shoes?
*You know, I think it’s really important that we talk about our relationship
*You’ve been on my mind all day. That’s why I bought you these flowers.
*Here, you take the remote, as long as I’m with you, I don’t care what we watch.
Alisa and I saw this in Bed, Bath, & Beyond the other night and were immediately reminded of Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend. You could buy me one of these, but I might light it on fire. 🙂